The Works of P G Heron

Every so often I get an email from a man calling himself P G Heron. This mysterious character sends me poetry which is clearly the product of a dilated anterior fundus, no doubt brought on by excessive consumption of eggnog. If you wish to read on do be aware that by doing so you risk your eyes turning into soil.

Sunday 19 June 2011

The monocle

Patrick Moore
Lunar submersible
Stomach like a wooden globe drinks cabinet
Face wrapped around a little glass window
Squinting at diamonds.
Underpants like a sleeping bag
Out under the stars
In a tent full of black and white memories
Of moonwalks and space probes.

And I see his mass expand over the years
Along the Herzsprung-Russell curve
So when Patrick - now  Red Giant trousers
Throws off his gases, recklessly towards his neighbours
Will he turn into a dwarf? A small core?  A bean?
Or maybe all that is left
Shall be his monocle.

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